La Tristesse

When will he call me?
When will it ring?
Sometimes I think my sanity is hanging by a shoestring!
When will he call me?
How long is soon?
Should I check my watch, my calendar, or phases of the moon?

And he doesn't have to call me, he can e-mail me or text me.
But all this hanging by the phone has really vexed me.
I checked my messages, you know how it affects me.
Cuz finding nothing in my inbox really wrecks me.

When will he call me?
Ooh-ah-ah-ah.
When will he call me?
When will he call me?
Should I check my watch, my calendar or phases of the moon?